Do you have a bucket list? I do. It is pretty long and I know that over half of the items will never be crossed off. The reality of that is a little discouraging. Therefore, I decided to create a list of things I NEVER want to do, thus eliminating the need to scratch through each one by one, questioning my self-worth. I feel so accomplished already!
1.) Underwater deep cave exploration. (Fear of fish and tiny crevices....)
2.) Plan a vacation to Afghanistan, Iran, or Iraq. (unless there was a really great deal on Orbitz- actually I think it would be smarter financially to just buy a one way ticket.)
3.) Meet president obama. (there is no way I could keep a straight face. Or my mouth shut for that matter. If you dont have anything nice to say, dont meet the president.)
4.) Run for any office. (Is there such thing as a happy elected official?)
5.) Pet a monkey. (Outbreak)
6.) Pet a bird. (especially the ones that hang out at Shady Grove)
7.) Own a cat. (bi-polar felines)
8.) Watch a full episode of Jersey Shore. (I am proud to say that I have NO idea who anyone is on that show.)
9.) Eat mountain oysters. (not even on a dare)
10.) Rent/Own a smart-car. (smart, certain death)
12.) Be married to a longhorn. (to each their own, but not for me.)
13.) Gold-fronts (would require a name change with the prefix "Sha". i.e, Sha-chole)
14.) Dress my dog like a person (or attach an "I heart my Labrador" sticker on my car)
15.) Make giblet gravy (bi-product soup)
16.) Walk in on Chumley from Pawn Stars making little Chumleys. (self-explanatory)
17.) Not let the people I love and care about how much I do so every chance I get either through words or actions. (you know who you are.)
18.) Be a judge on Iron Chef. (good chance I would have to cross off #9 on this list if I were.)
19.) Forget the past.
20.) Assume there is a tomorrow.
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